Wednesday 13 January 2010

The Ginger Nightmare

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Paildo's got some holes in his socks
He muffed another strike
He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough
The Zebras don't want him to play
He's bad on the ball, he's got feet of clay
They've all had enough... enough
They say we can't hold on to what we've got
Cause it doesn't make a difference
If the goal's open or not
Paildo's shooting is a load of old rot
It's rot - Paildo should be shot
Whooah, he's got ginger hair
Whooah, he's a football nightmare
Give him a chance and he'll blaze wide I swear
Whooah, the ginger nightmare
Paildo's got the touch of a rock
He missed another chance
He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough
The Zebras want him sent on his way
He was awful last night
How he missed that chance... no way... no way
We can't hold on to what we got
Cause it doesn't make a difference
If the goal's open or not
Paildo couldn't piss in a pot
Pisspot - Paildo's pisspot
Whooah, he's got ginger hair
Whooah, he's a football nightmare
Set him up and he'll slice it I swear
Whooah, the ginger nightmare
He's had his chances but missed the lot
He broke the corner flag with a wayward shot
Whooah, he's got ginger hair
Whooah, he's having a mare
One on one and he'll miss and won't care
Whooah, the ginger nightmare
The ginger nightmare!

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