Sunday 3 January 2010

The New Midfield General



The Special One is considering sweeping changes as the Zebras prepare to return to action.
After insisting on choosing just six players for each previous squad, the wondrous Freemisco is rumoured to have decided to select seven players for the next game.
He is reportedly considering Latinaldo for a new role.
The Zebras have struggled to find a player to make an impact in the midfield.
At least a positive impact - Freemisco himself has used his ample frame to try and fill the void but has invariably only succeeded in blasting the ball into his own net, setting up the opposition with precision passes and generally lumbering around to no great effect.
Therefore Latinaldo is now being lined up to fill the role of midfield general.
This is a big promotion for a player who has previously spent time at the back and, on occasion, gormlessly wandering around as a striker, apparently only pushed up front to disguise Freemisco's own shortcomings or because the only alternative was the Ginger Pele, Paildo.
Latinaldo was so pleased with the news that he is being promoted to midfield general that he rushed out and bought the uniform.
Unfortunately he didn't quite understand what Freemisco was driving at...

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